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FRESH CATCH – 03-07-2017

FRESH CATCH – 03-07-2017
STONE THE CROWS, HAWKS KNOCK BACK KAEPERNICK

Spike Lee, keep on talking even if you’ve gotta make it up! Turns out he didn’t have the drum on Colin Kaepernick moving to Seattle — the Seahawks had a gander, but sent CK on the wallaby again. Now just hang on a tick — have the ‘Hawks lost the plot? I’m not saying Kaepernick is a gun, but Seattle doesn’t have much out the back behind Russell Wilson. Their only real reserve sounds like a bit of a dropkick , so they need some help. This might just be about Kaepernick wanting a motza.

PITTA MAY HAVE TO PACK IT IN

Dennis Pitta’s crook hip is acting up again, and this time, it doesn’t sound like there’s much the quacks can do — looks like he’s going to become a pensioner. Such a shame — he did the hard yakka to return from so many hip injuries, and he had a corker in 2016. And what about the poor Ravens: first Tavon Young, and now Pitta — I bet if Ozzie Newsome bought a kangaroo, it wouldn’t hop.

MILLER’S NOT WORRIED ABOUT THIS GRASS CUTTER

Von Miller lost the sack title to Vic Beasley Jr last year, but he’s not too devo — in fact, it sounds like the two are becoming best mates. Sound like they’ll be up at sparrow’s fart to get some extra training in. Class act by Miller, he’s a top bloke. And I bet this news is leaving quarterbacks about as happy as a tin of worms going fishing.

HELMETS DON’T PASS MUSTER

I was beginning to think Roger Goodell was a stubby short of a six pack, but the league is finally going to have a go at protecting the players’ lemon spreads. Bloody oath, it was about time. The helmets the boys wear right now aren’t worth a brass razoo, and how many players have to cark it before something changes? I say go like the clappers and get the new headgear out there.

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